Flowers - Girlfriend's Birthday

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  • flavorful0

    I only buy flowers for one broad (hrm, come to think of it, that should say something to me), but when I do it's never been roses.

    She hasn't caught onto it yet, but look online for like the "definitions" of flowers and colours for a subtle statement as well. It's a nice little touch.

    Tulips are my favourite flowers, but yes, good luck.

    Just get something colorful, that looks good, and says, "Hey bitch ... make me a sandwich!"

    • dandelions?7point34
    • Or, "Hey bitch ... see I do think of you sometimes when you're not around. And it makes me smile."flavorful
    • "And by smile, I mean, this is obviously for something I did when you weren't around and I was smiling because you weren't there sucking the very soul out of my body (and not in a good way)."flavorful
    • weren't there sucking the very soul out of my body (and not in a good way)."flavorful
    • Dandelions are suitable only if you get to mush them in their face to give them yellow streaks.flavorful

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