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the milk carton, to my horror, was empty. i was unable to have cereal this morning. now i am terribly depressed. why does god hate me?
- He doesn't, emu. He just loves cows (or goats or rats, whatever you're milking these days) a tiny bit morelocustsloth
- < who the fuck is that?locustsloth
- i made that up. this morning i had the largest fucking bowl of cereal in the whole world. take that cows.emukid
- i find the poorest cow i can and make her fill my bowl with fresh milk.7point34
- she usually pleads with me saying she needs to save the milk for her starving calfs7point34
- i demand the milk anyway and she fills my bowl while sobbing.7point34
- when she's done i throw the bowl at her and tell her i wanted poptarts anyway7point34