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I talked to my one buddy who had moved down South a few years ago. He said he used me as an example to his students, haha. He likened them all to being much like me, and most multiple felons. They were having a discussion about people who are so offensive you don't want to be seen in public with them.
This prompted him to bring me up and told a few stories in which he acted like he did not know me, and then showed them a picture of me from my podcast website (which now he says he opened up Pandora's Box and is not looking forward to Monday classes) saying that I actually have a job and the like, haha.
I almost forgot about the one time his mom visited him in college for his birfday. Since PSU is not far from PITT a lot of us made the trip out. I don't remember much of the nite, but showing up with my broad friend in the morning, the entire place was covered in cake and pretty much one of the biggest messes I've seen in my history of messes.
As I crack a beer yelling out, "What is this Super Tramp? OW!" His mom shows up at where a door would be (but that's what security deposits are for) shaking her head saying that she didn't sign up for this.
We go to breakfast where such talking points included abortion, rape and how I had started using Jesus' technique of Pontius Pilates to get those bad ass cross abs. At one point the waitress said, "If I didn't already serve you your food, I would have spat in it." In hindsight I still know she wasn't joking, but it did send everyone into hysterics.
After the laughter the biddy asked my friend's mother how she could put up being in public with me. To which his mother just smile and nodded. With further prodding she put her hand to her ear and then said, "I turned my hearing aid off the second he started about how he likes his eggs fertilized as opposed to scrambled."
Funny how years later, and he has a kid now, we were still making abortion and rape jokes. To be honest, I don't even know his kid's name, I just know him as "The Boy."
Not sure where I'm going with this, but that was one of the funner weekends I've ever had.