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Also, as we were talking about Russell Brand today I'd like to offer some advice from his Bookie Wook:
"When I was eleven, I got a gerbil, Barney. It was not a popular purchase, nor was it easily achieved. It was like a dogged Greenpeace campaigner - dedicatedly fighting for what I believed in against equally resolute opposition. In a way, having to lobby so relentlessly to secure a pet set me in a good stead in later life when seducing pious women. 'Please take your bra off! Please?' 'Can I see your bottom? Oh go on?' By puberty I had learned that nothing worth having could be easily attained and to succeed one must be single-minded. By my twenties I would relish the challenge of chaste maids and the search for the correct combination of words to decode their moral resistance. Jumping through hoops, ducking questions, feigning indifference to sex. 'I'm not bothered about sex, we can just cuddle.' The nobstacle course, I call it. Perhaps worryingly there was a corollary between getting my hands on rodents as a boy and boobies as a man."
The point here is ONE dogged presistence, and TWO complete abandonment of ego - i.e you are relentlessly chasing her boobies, unapologetically and you don't CARE about rejection, cos nothing what a girl thinks of you sexually has any baring on your identity. Driven by pure desire and if you fail you jsut don't give a flying FUCK.