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Okay, for those of you who did not think I was a complete scum bag do not read this post.
[fourthgen] (et all),
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This whole dating scene has eluded me since grade school. I never really saw the reason for dating someone exclusively and found that friends with benefits, and the like, were a lot better. Most of these techniques I use, you have to have some sort of moral flexibility, and also be willing to not have any type of feelings for anyone else but yourself or they will not work.I attribute my attitude to everything on an almost crippling fear of rejection that I had growing up, and a pretty ridiculous set of circumstances. Now the fear of rejection I have is always there, but I found that if I just don’t get into relationships I can’t get hurt ... so without further adieu...
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Most of these techniques I use, you have to have some sort of moral flexibility, and also be willing to not have any type of feelings for anyone else but yourself or they will not work.01. Tell all of your friends (guys) under 5’10’’ to fuck off and die. They are not worth having as friends (there are exceptions, some exceptions, but very few). Presence anywhere is everything. If you look like you are hanging out in Munchkin Land, you might as well be talking and dancing like you represent the Lollipop Guild.
02. Also, always look like you are having the time of your life (even if you are not), because everyone wants to have the time of their lives so you should convince them by having them convince themselves that by hanging out with you, the distinct possibility of having fun are very real.
03. Dress completely different than everyone else you are with. If all your friends are wearing dress shirts and the like, wear a t-shirt. If your friends are all wearing hoodies, rock a tie. Stand out. Always look like you either take your look incredibly serious, or not at all. Both ends of the spectrum are fine, the middle ground is not.
04. Have almost unattainable standards. Personally, I would rather be alone one nite/weekend then talk to a girl I would ever regret. I joke that I only talk to girls thare are 8, 9 or 10’s on my 1-10 scale. And that an 8 on my scale would be a 14 on anyone else’s. (This also works well because then you can make fun of your friends relentlessly and forever about some of the girls they hook up with, because they can not do the same to you.) P.S. See #8.
05. If afterwards you find that a girl has hotter friends, do not drop her like a bad habit (remember she is still going to be great looking) but behind her back do whatever you can until you run that well dry. Afterwards you are in a very unique position (which more than likely ends horribly ... for them, but sometimes it ends fantastically for you as well [worth the gamble in my book]).
06. Act like you are better than everyone else. I can not stress this enough. Make fun of everyone that is not you, or the person you are talking to. This works in three ways: First, it shows you have a sense of humour (oh yea mask it with humour, mask everything with humour, haha), Secondly, it shows that you only surround yourself with people you feel are in a certain kind of upper echelon, Thirdly, you can tell rite away what type of person she is and how much time you should spend on her (if you even have that choice after some of your comments).
07. If girls want the rite to vote, and be treated as equals in the work place ... they should not expect to have their drinks paid for. Never pay for anyone’s drinks unless you know for sure the favour will be returned. I met girls that were notorious for forgetting their purses in their car, or at the girlfriends house - this is just a ploy (and easily noticed). The first thing you do at that point is forget about them and then laugh later at some other sucker. Also it shows that they do in fact have money, and nine times out of ten do something for income.
08. If you find out later on that the girl was fat in grade/high school, or that they had any work done ... they are dead to you. Always think about the fact that you may end up having kids with them for better or worse. If you are going to hook up, only hook up with the opposite sex that would provide a great looking son/daughter. I have even told some girls that the only reason I talked to them was because they looked like they could hold their own in photos with me. You think that would not work? By all accounts it should not, but it is though ass-backwards compliments that for some unknown reason works (also do it with humour, then they do not know if you are kidding or not because seriously who would want to ever be with someone that narcissitic?)
09. Set goals. Set goals. Set goals. This whole, when you least expect it it falls in your lap shit is for suckers. You should have a best friend who you can trust with your life, to spur you on and challenge you. Healthy competition is great competition. Make goals for the year, the season and the month.
10. This may sound the cheesiest, but girls with boyfriends are fantastic. For one, someone else in the world thinks highly enough of them to date them singularly, so that is some brownie points. And behind every girl, is some guy tired of railing her.
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My cousin (see #9) added this after reading this, and I think it can go in with #2, haha:At any point in the night someone might be noticing you, so make sure that you don’t make a face you don’t want anyone who might be noticing you to notice.
- What a load of bolloxKhurram
- hahaha this is yours?megE
- Haha yea, I wrote it for jevad when he was getting back "in the scene" in April of 2007 apparently, haha.********
- #s 2 and 3 are great. i try to explain this to my single male friends but they just don't get it.
sputnik2 - yo! I'm under 5'10" bitch!OSFA
- YOU ARE DEAD TO ME!********