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    Dear Blog, 'We' are ovulating again now. Life outside this studio is to be a non-stop sexfest once more, as from this morning when I was only able to ejaculate a loud industrial whistling noise and a jet of talcum powder.

    I have already fielded a call just now to check I'll be home in time to fit a couple of attempts in before we watch the next 4 episodes of Lost.

    I feel like I'm destined to become fois gras.

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    • Can I speak to Rachel for a second, please?Jaline
    • NO!SkyPoo
    • This is a PRIVATE BLOG.
      Isn't it?      SkyPoo
    • olny i can.
      ********
    • Do not under any circumstances do that Thomas.SkyPoo
    • No, I have her on speed dial, nevermind. I will call later.Jaline
    • !!!SkyPoo
    • Have a good afternoon, Skypoo!killthefish
    • Oh lord, I need a team of helpers Kill. I can't do this alone.SkyPoo
    • i can help
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    • Okay, hold this... rub it a bit, that's it, now cup these, and offer me up, that's it, push the head in... great.SkyPoo
    • I feel sick now.SkyPoo
    • For god sake somebody post something else so this thing gets buried now.SkyPoo
    • oh dearJaline
    • I absolutely hate it that you said "oh dear" like that. I feel as low as its possible to feel right now. Like a dog who pooped in the bed.SkyPoo
    • bed.SkyPoo
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