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    Snowboarding accident at Breckinridge, X-mas 2001:
    Last run of the day. Caught an edge, cartwheeled a few times
    and knocked myself out.
    The result:
    Ripped my large abdominal muscles all the way across my tummy,
    chipped my shoulder, and a concussion as a topping.
    The kicker:
    Was layed up on the couch for 8 weeks.
    Around week six:
    My wife had been taking care of me (best wife ever). She wanted a break one night, so she went out drinking with some friends. The back door to our apartment was in our bedroom, and I left it unlocked so she could come in. Drunk as all hell, my wife burst through the door while I was sleeping, causing me to spring up from my sleep scared/shocked shitless. I re-ripped all the stomach muscles again. 8 more weeks on the couch and more vicodan.

    Another indecent:
    Got mugged in East Liberty (Pittsburgh). Got pistol-whipped in the face. and was knocked out cold.The result was a split/cracked tooth that had to be extracted. They robbed me for 30 bucks. The funny thing about the whole situation was, when they finished robbing me, one of the guys held out his hand and helped me up back on my feet.

    • Jesus that first one sounds horrendous. The second just reminds me of how nice everyone is actually in Pittsburgh, haha.
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    • Pittsburgh. My friend got robbed one time, and the guy took his keys. He asked if he could have the house key back as he didn't want to wake up his mother.
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    • as he didn't want to wake up his mother. The guy then starts laughing and goes, "Oh for sure man, I don't mean to ruin your whole nite." or something, haha.
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    • your whole nite" or something, haha.
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    • LOL. did that happen in PGH? If so, maybe muggers here have like a strict code of ethics to follow haha.mangosnot
    • well of course it was the last run of the daymegE
    • Doofus, i was having a
      "moment " here.
      mangosnot

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