Chik-Fil-A of the day
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Hi, My name is Don Ward, I'm a proud member of the Chik-Fil-A family. I've been working as a regional palette manager with Chik for twenty four years now. They've been very good to me in that time and have made my working life as pleasurable for me as my home life. They offer a wide range of wonderful incentives to Chik employees, and many family based benefits becuase they are a really family focussed company founded on traditional American values. For that reason, if I see you attempting to steal from on of our restaraunts I will not call the cops, I will instead take you into a back room with no lights and twist your forearm round and round until all the bones slplinter and the skin exceeds the point of elasticity, ripping painfully as your nerves burn up in agonising trauma.
Do not fuck with me young man. I am a raging beast restrained only by societal expectation and this suit I'm wearing.
- Well met, Don. You need to do something about your waffle fries.killthefish