Pedobear

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  • janne760

    Pedobear does Bel-Air

    In teh interwub basement born and raised
    In /b/ is how I spent moast of my days
    Chilling out, haxin, relaxin all cool and fapping to CP and startin' to dr00l
    When a couple of cops, that were up to no good
    Started makin trouble in mah neighborhood
    I got in one little trap, me an Pedobear
    Chris Hansen said "Why don't you have a seat over there?"
    They whistled for the party van and when it came near
    The license plate said "FEDS" and it had AIDS in the rear
    If anything I could say we were in despair
    But I thought "Nah, forget it, free flight on Con-Air!"
    We pulled up to the big house round 6 or 7
    I said to Pedobear, yo man this ain't heaven
    Looked at the cell, we was finally there
    Gettin rimmed out by Bubba, just me and Pedobear

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