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When people lite up cigarettes at bars I like to go, "I ordered a Zima, not Emphysema!"
One time a girl actually came up to me later with a Zima that she got for me, haha.
Another time my neighbours were having a party at this one place I lived at, and they were drinking Zima ... and I did that joke because they were outside making a lot of noise ... but I wasn't doing it in a mean way.
Sure enough, they decided to break every bottle after they finished it off my front door, hahah. And sure enough I made them clean everything up when I showed back up at like 5 in the morning, haha.