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    For a good laugh (Part Four):

    I'm voting Democrat because I would like to see deep cuts in America's nuclear arsenal, even though crazed dictators around the world are desperately working to build up their own arsenals.

    I'm voting Democrat because I like the idea of always blaming America first.

    I'm voting Democrat because I think Israel can fend for itself and isn't in any danger.

    I'm voting Democrat because I believe Israel should just turn the other cheek and let Hamas and Hezbollah bomb its citizens without consequence.

    I'm voting Democrat because I don't think America should honor its commitment to NATO and the other nations that signed the agreement.

    I'm voting Democrat because I believe America can avoid conflict by negotiating with anyone, including crackpot dictators who have stated their goal is to destroy Western Civilization, and Russian leaders whose KGB backgrounds have left them totally trustworthy.

    I'm voting Democrat because I think we need to "restore America's moral standing in the world" among the socialist nations of Europe and dictatorships of Africa, even though that means turning our backs on allies like England, Australia, New Zealand, Poland, and other nations that haven't embraced socialism.

    I'm voting Democrat because I believe the best way to stop a mad dictator with nuclear weapons is to have the United Nations send him a strongly-worded letter.

    I’m voting Democrat because I like the idea of not doing anything to keep more people from entering the country illegally.

    I'm voting Democrat because I think we need a much easier "pathway to citizenship" than entering the country legally and following the existing rules that millions of people have followed in the past.

    I'm voting Democrat because I believe in irresponsibility, moral equivalence, and government making all my decisions for me.

    I'm voting Democrat because I am planning on going on the public dole and letting everyone else pay for what I want.

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    • It's funny because it's true.d_rek
    • Man, you're really going to miss the Bush administration aren't you? The hate is like heroin, isn't it?TheBlueOne
    • indeed d_rek
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