i'm an asshole
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- Khurram0
this is an actual text message conv i had with a girl last night. She kept phoning me incessantly and i refused to pick up the phone....
HER: "I'm upset and crying and you wont even answer your phone!"
<20mins later>
HER: "You're a big meanie!"
ME: "Do you think I'm fit?"
HER: "In what way fit? Looks of body?"
ME: "Haha, i'm not really asking. I posted your DVD by the way. Now stop crying and go to bed x."
HER: "You are..."
HER: "Well you are asking, do you want to know or not?"
ME: "It's irrelevant."
HER: "Irrelevant my ass! Come on, ask me again!"
ME: "I wanna cum on your face, will you let me?"
HER: "It'll go in my eyes... but you can cum on my tits if you want?"
ME: "Close your eyes honey, there's a good girl..."
HER: "Do you want to meet up on Monday?"
ME: "Not sure, with work and shit. Maybe. Will let you know. xx"Total unphased to her emotions controlling the conversation. That's how we roll yo!
