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  i think i've figured out where emu is.
  This upcoming month's issue of Blender has Katy Perry on the cover. Finding this out, he hacked into their subscription database in order to purloin all possible copies to line the inside of the coffin he sleeps in at night (when he sleeps).
  Mystery solved, and all without a single Scooby snack.

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  • and he would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you nosey kids!7point34
  • or he's just fapping to itJaline
  • ...you know how long that could go on....
    
    or maybe not.Jaline
  • We don't know, but you apparently do. (writes Jaline's name in book of suspects in emu's disappearance)locustsloth
  • ...oh god, i thought you meant i was fapping it... and i wondered where the webcam was hidden7point34

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