Fathers
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- mikotondria30
Yes, you only really try to combine taking care of kids and having a hangover once - they just don't care..
"Daddy's got a really bad headache, why don't we just sit here really still and grip the sides of our head, breathing shallow and occaisionally darting off the to toilet to dry heave ?"
"Oh how kind, you knew that when I'd finished spitting stringy green bile I'd want to watch Dora the fucking Explorer with the volume up really loud.."
What's that ?
Of course I'll lurch round the kitchen desperately cobbling together a bowl of cinnamon oatmeal, theres nothing I'd like more than great foaming lungfulls of cinnamon right now, and the noise of the microwave ? Just music to my ears..
Oh and you've opened the curtains, how kind...
ok, daddy's going to have a little sleep again now... I think elmo-bear wants to go night-night too, lets just turn him off....
ok - ok, we'll leave him on - please don't make that noise..
No, leave daddy's phone alone, don't make it make those sounds - Im serious...Repeat for what can subjectively seem like 10 years...
- obviously "Dora the fucking Explorer" is pronounced "Dora The Explorer"...mikotondria3