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    Oh Fuck, Jnr... I genuinely didn't think that through, I thought I was commenting the Bolg thread. Sorry mate. My meter says that its gone Situation Corpuscle Crimson between us now.

    = (

    In other news, someone from another company just came into my studio to ask me if I wanted some fruit (no really) and we had a chat but she looked a bit uncomfortable and kept glancing fleetingly at my monitor.

    Eventually I glanced myself, and I saw the tightywhites gay policeman in his minty little shorts just stood there on my screen

    "Its okay I'm not looking at anything dodgy" I said

    She went bright red and moved 'out of view' of the screen whilst saying "Oh don't worry its... its absolutely fine"

    to which I said "huh? No, No... its NOT a pervy webiste or anything, its a forum for..."

    to which she said "Don't worry about it, really"

    "No, its a forum for..."

    "I have a friend who's always meeting people on those, and he says its a really cool way to to meet new friends"

    to which I'm almost frantically trying to force her head back round to look at the screen and urging " NO ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK"

    to which she's saying

    " I'M FINE WITH IT, HONESTLY, LOOK, DO YOU WANT SOME FRUIT?"

    and In the end I just closed my eyes and said "NO THANK YOU".

    Fucking Hell.

    • bwhahahhahahahhahahh...canuck
    • you pervert.canuck
    • LOL, what? It's totally cool. You online meeting predator.Jnr_Madison
    • "DO YOU WANT SOME FRUIT?"
      "WTF DO YOU THINK I', LOOKING FOR ON THIS WEBPAGE?"
      kelpie
    • WEBPAGE?"kelpie
    • HAHAHAHHAHAH GOLDJaline
    • I hope this is trueFariska

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