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  • chossy0

    I just spoke to my best pal on the phone

    ME :hey man hey hows things listen what you up to tomorrow
    HIM : lets do golf
    ME : nice one when
    HIM : I am playing football between the hours off 11 and 12 so say 1pm?...
    ME : cool where are you playing by the way
    HIM : up your mums fanny
    ME : cheers pal your a prick
    HIM : so fuck
    ME : listen me and .... just broke up
    HIM : sort your fucking life out
    ME : cheers for the pep talk see you the morn you fucking bogan
    HIM : aye see you the morn.

    • You cat, eh? Did you take your pills this morning?Jaline
    • Jaline what are you talking about please to tell me?.chossy
    • haha sage advice from your pal there!Greedo
    • Your best pal is your cat...ehh...nevermin... Your real pal is right, by the way :)Jaline

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