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    Fucking UPS.

    Get a notification today, "Package Delivered to (ME) at 11:27am. Met Customer Man."

    Hm, well, I was at work at 11:27, so who did it go to? Ring ring UPS.

    Me: "Hi, you said you've delivered a package to one 'Customer Man' which, I'd imagine is supposed to be me, but I wasn't home."

    UPS: "Hmm, let me see, yes, it says it was delivered at 11:27am."

    Me: "Yeah, I wasn't home."

    UPS: "Well, it said it was delivered."

    Me: "Is there a signature, or name to the person they delivered it to?"

    UPS: "Hmm, let me see. Nope, it just says it was released to Customer Man."

    Me: "....."

    UPS: "We'll give you a call later to see if we can find that package for you, they probably just gave it to someone in your building."

    Me: "....."

    UPS: "Anything else we can help you with?"

    Me: "......"

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