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One night I had finally talked my girlfriend into watching a kung fu movie with me. Usually it's a trade off between us, one of my shoot em up bloody movies to her two shmoopy movies. Anywho, after the movie I get up from the sofa and go into the kitchen for a glass of water. All of a sudden I hear this crazy shriek come from the living room. As I rush in adrenaline flowing she's screaming 'a spider a spider' and pointing to the love seat. There I see this ginormous spider. So, with the spirit of kung fu rushing through me I kicked the living hell out of the thing with a mighty front kick and ended up breaking my little toe. As I curled to the floor in pain I wasn't even sure I killed the spider. Funny thing breaking the little toe, there isn't anything you can do about it other than take pain relievers. I guess it's a good thing I don't own any ninja swords.
- hahaha I know that game. Except the part about water (booze) and breaking a toe (on account of the amount of milk I drink).********
- hahaha I know that game. Except the part about water (booze) and breaking a toe (on account of the amount of milk I drink).