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  • kelpie0

    this is serious ok, so don't laugh:

    Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and I realise I've been having a dream in which it was very important for me to do some violence or other to protect myself only I'm actually doing the movements in real life too. Twice I have woken up next to this girl I sometimes go to sleep next to and only because I've rolled over in the night am I not paneling her face in in my sleep as I beat the pillow next to me. Its quite a scary thought.

    First time I was slapping some guy in the cinema about who kept trying to put his hand down my trousers, the next time I was in a completely yellow room and saw a wasp on the wall so I cut out the piece of the fabric of space where the wasp was and threw it away but the buzzing from the wasp kept annoying me until i went looking for it and the wasp reappeared 10 times its natural size and I had to fight it off.

    • drugs, i love it!janne76
    • I'm practically drug free these days!kelpie
    • *pinches self so as not to laugh7point34
    • Tell me... do you fuck these girls that you spoke of?SkyPoo
    • I'm not coming over for the slumber party now!Greedo
    • that's a bit personalkelpie
    • but aye, of course I dokelpie
    • I do almost exactly that same shit.killthefish
    • now I need to know who you are even more, perhaps there is a cure in our genes?kelpie
    • How would we get it out of there, though, do you think? A cure, I mean.killthefish

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