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Chapter 2.
After they had made it safely across the water, leaving the devil behind them drowning in the water, the one bloke... what was his name.... lets call him Derek, well, Derek got off the Horse Prince and congratulated him for his speed and deftness. The Horse Prince turned to Derek and said "I am actually a great prince. The Devil cast a spell on me and made me into a horse. I have only one chance of being returned to my former shape and for anyone that would undertake the task I shall grant untold wealth and a long and happy life within the walls of my father's great palace in the valley of a thousand charms"
And so Derek, who was but a poor serf, looked eagerly to the Horse Prince and said "Tell me sire, what it is that I must do in order to shatter the curse upon you", and the Horse Prince said "Well, have you seen Brokeback mountain?"
- "yes..." said derek. "well target is running a sale. only 10 bucks. can you pick me up a copy?" asked the horse7point34