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    my girlfriend was on myspace last night and she popped onto my page to find out what my friends were up to. it's a habit of hers when she's bored or killing time. she says my friends on there are more interesting. so she happens to note the comments on my page - one in particular from jerome.

    she walks into the bathroom where i'm taking a shower and says "what did you say to your friend jerome?"

    i said i just wished him a happy birthday.

    she says "oh, cause he left a comment that said 'thanks, cuntflap'. i thought he was mad about something. "

    at this point it was lucky i was in the shower because i peed myself.

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    • 'cuntflap' means 'i love you' in qbnese?... or something like that... yes?PonyBoy
    • hahahaha, 7point.cuntflap.Jnr_Madison
    • haahaaa it is a term of endearment I use. Almost exclusively for some reason...
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    • "What's up cunt flap(s)!" is a staple "How's it going?" for me. As well, "Alrite, get fucked!", for "Goodbye friend."
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    • The best is when they enter other people's vernacular because there is nothing more alarming than a group of people
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    • people calling each other cunt flaps, and to get fucked.
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    • to be fair my birthday message was kinda on that same wave length. not like i didn't have it coming7point34
    • plus she doesn't understand internet humor7point34
    • hahaha "happy vaginal expulsion" if I am not mistaken, hahah.
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    • that was it, i'm so pleased with myself sometimes7point34
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