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    God, I feel like victor meldrew. Just got back to find another cunt in my parking space (allocated, yeah, that's how I roll) so I ran upstairs in a fit of madness and printed out some 'STOP FUCKING PARKING HERE, CUNT' posters and hammered all the cars I didn't recognise.

    • nice reactionkelpie
    • Should have read 'PARKING HERE, STOP CUNT FUCKING'creative-
    • that's an anti-dogging slogankelpie
    • hahahahahah kelpieJnr_Madison
    • I printed 'I AM A CUNT' on uneasy-peel A4 stickers and put them on the back of the Merc that parked on the ...Nairn
    • ... pavement, blocking our front door, last year. I've lost the photos, sadly. He didn't do it again.Nairn
    • haha, brilliant, I'll do that if it happens again. It's a fat woman who keeps doing it so I may do the line...Jnr_Madison
    • "I am fat cunt 'cause I love to eat tons and tons of cum"Jnr_Madison
    • lots of complete proteins in that diet. great for body building.kelpie
    • You should keep doing it then to help you gain weight.Jnr_Madison
    • I have loads of cum if anybody wants it. I usually end up flushing it down the toilet, so its no bother if you want it.SkyPoo

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