lost at sea

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    not only was i numb from the alcohol, but i put the condom on and it completely cut off the circulation. so she says 'baby, why can't you get hard'? and i lie and tell her it's because she's chubby, and i usually don't bang anyone that weighs more than the sofa i'm fucking her on. so she gets up and puts her panties back on and i have to drive her back to her house in the most awkward silence.

    • dunno, i wouldn't bring that to an island...Greedo
    • is that from the bible?mcLeod

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