Define Irony
Define Irony
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- 5timuli0
Alanis Morrissette was just too lazy to finish her examples.
# An old man turned ninety-eight. He won the lottery and died the next day... of chronic emphysema from inhalation of the latex particles scratched off decades' worth of lottery tickets.
# A death row pardon two minutes too late... because the governor was too busy watching Dead Man Walking to grant clemency any earlier.
# A traffic jam when you're already late... to receive an award from the Municipal Planning Board for reducing the city's automobile congestion 80 percent.
# Meeting the man of your dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife... who happens to be the psychiatrist you recently hired in hopes of improving your luck with the opposite sex.
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAjanne76
- well played sirflashbender
- Very nice.********
- +1 sir.airey