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Oh for crying out loud! I just realised I have not updated this since they invented sliced bread... You would not believe the amount they eat. I prostrate myself in sorrow and beg thy forgiveness..
I am flat out like a lizard drinking with only your readership as life preserver, hoping you haven't found other blogs, just generally being the life of the party to anyone unfortunate to cross my path, my day is filled with fluorescent light from the light through yonder window breaks to 11pm at which point I fall asleep on the couch. I am beyond drunk most of the time. life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.
I swear on the bones of my ancestors won't blog until the next time booze prices go up and I have to get sober for a while. You wanna test me? Unless of course the pool with the cocktail bar is heated!.