this don't deserve it's own thread
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Before I do that though, has anyone ever had that thing happen where you have the place to yourself for the evening, and you just get so damn horny that you undress in the living room, lay on the couch and just start masturbating really heavily, and it seems to last for an age, and you're just totally loving yourself, and its better than any sex could ever be, and as you rise to the summit of ecstacy and hear for the first time that your are saying dirty words of encouragement to yourself you feel like this is the greatest sexual magic you will ever know, and then you release that hot rope of silky orgasm all over your taught tanned belly, and chest, and up your throat right underneath your chin, and then you lie there with your massive heavy piece throbbing crazily in your limp hand, and that temple of passion dissolves into a sea of self loathing and shame, and you open your eyes to discover that meanwhile someone's snuck in and stole your television set?
Cunts.