what is rock ?

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    What is rock!?
    Rock is the area between the balls
    and the anus of a dog or of a man.

    What is rock!?
    Rock is the possibility of choking on your own vomit
    in the back of a rapists van.

    What is rock!?
    Denim-clad Satanists making love
    in the sewers of Birmingham during Maggie Thatcher's prime.

    What is rock!?
    Rock is meeting the Grim Reaper
    in a sports arena stampede at the tender age of nine.

    We keep on truckin', why oh why.
    Spreading like cancer, my oh my.

    What is rock!?
    Backwards messages to boys and girls
    to bring machine guns to their schools.

    What is rock!?
    No i'm not talking about canadian producer
    and "fifth Metallica" Bob Rock, you fool.

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