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- Nairn0
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att: Previous designers, of this logo.
I think I get it now.
I apologise for the insults hurled across London your way, when I delved in and saw the lack of finish, the lack of professionalism in your work. The detail will escape most people, unless they're the sort to peer close - but it is there, and what has been seen cannot be unseen.
But now, I kind of understand.
I've just gotten hold of the perverse excuse for a free 'font' you'd based your logo on. What was going through your crazy-ass gipsy minds when you went this route, I'll never know. But now I can see that what I thought was a horrific mess is actually a miraculous clean up.
This is like seeing that French face-transplant woman in real life - I'd be shocked if I didn't know of the trauma she underwent - but on finding out, I can only applaud the surgeon's finesse. Unlike said surgeon though, you also managed to hack a limb here and there, leaving swabbing and the occasional clamp, deep inside other wounds you'd inflicted yourself. Unlike the heroic doctors of the French state medical service, you charged a staggeringly over-engorged rate for your operation, and to further abuse the analogy, hoyed your patient on the street, no carer, meds or even bandages to let her be getting on with.
Christ, in going this route, it's just like you trained the dog to attack the poor woman's face.
So, now here I am, bound by loyalty to your old - my current - patient, to don your smock and repeat your awful operation. I have to end up with another face - and all I have are broken skulls and frayed flaps of skin.
You brilliant, sick cunt. In a perverse kind of way, I admire you.
- i really want to say i read this entire post but i cant say thatemukid
- Why would you want to say that?Nairn
- i have now read this post in its entirety and i say it is fucking genius. high five!emukid
- Your validation, though appreciated, feels tainted by pity. I'll hold on tight though, for all dear worth.Nairn
- That is amazing. The type of writing which makes me realize I'll never do anything with my life.********
- If you find yourself ever writing shit like this, you'll know you've already done nothing with your life...Nairn
- LINK PLEASE!
Love the post Nairn, great read, but now want the backstory!!!!SkyPoo