I'm Old

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Signs I'm old:
1) I grunt and groan moving around.
2) Sometimes, for no reason at all, I suddenly have a sprained ankle.
3) My girlfriend refers to me as her old man.
4) Girls in their younger 20's call me sir.
5) I have "Sr." in my job title and I'm pretty sur it has something to do with my age.
6) I do the old man "breathing through nose" thing when I'm not paying attention, and I do have nose hair.
Signs that I'm young:
1) I bike between work and home without a helmet across the SF peninsula.
2) I drink whiskey like a fish and it dosen't fuck my mornings up.
3) I lay pipe like no-ones business (although technically I just made it your business)
4) I curse like a sailor.
5) I bowl gracefully.
6) I play video games with pride.
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- and im turning 30 next month.
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- haha. perfect.grunttt
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