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    On the subject of collecting normally discarded bodily by-products, there was a time (more than a decade ago) that i kept all my nail clippings. i would put them in a ceramic jar that i made in 4th grade art class, about the size of a coffee cup. i think i filled it twice until my girlfriend (now my wife) was utterly repulsed by it (as i'm sure most of you are now)

    • yes, weird, in fact sickeningly weird.Jnr_Madison
    • this story is disturbing yes, but even more so is i expected a resolution and am now left feeling empty7point34
    • much like your 4th grade ceramic jar7point34
    • or i at least assume it's empty... there is no ending to your story!!!7point34
    • The ending:
      i decided i'd rather have a girlfriend than a bowl full of dirty nail clippings. The End
      locustsloth
    • still bitter i see.7point34
    • i actually kinda gross myself out thinking of it now. But at the time i couldn't understand why it wasn't acceptablelocustsloth

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