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  • Greedo0

    Hush, little baby, don't say a word.
    Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird
    And if that mockingbird won't sing,
    Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring
    And if that diamond ring turns brass,
    Mama's gonna buy you a looking glass
    And if that looking glass gets broke,
    Mama's gonna buy you a billy goat
    And if that billy goat won't pull,
    Mama's gonna buy you a cart and bull
    And if that cart and bull turn over,
    Mama's going to buy you a dog named Rover.
    And if that dog named Rover won't bark,
    Mama's going to buy you a horse and cart.
    And if that horse and cart fall down,
    You'll still be the sweetest little baby in town.

    • Mama appears to be loaded and has really bad judgement.Greedo
    • You must have kids.Jnr_Madison
    • i'm trying not to post every goddamn thing, but it's totally running my life at the mo', i apologize...Greedo
    • No need, I wasn't having a go.Jnr_Madison
    • +1MrOneHundred
    • i had a mockingbird as a baby. didn't everyone?_salisae_
    • been trying to buy one for ages, where did you get yours?Greedo
    • well, the non-singing kind of quite rare though you can plug it's ears with cotton so it only mocks the silence._salisae_

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