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Yeah,
It surely feels warm now, after a week of -25 you find all your clothes or just get used to cold.
Just got this in an email, pretty funny:+15°C / 59°F
This is as warm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here.
People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Finns are
out in the sun,getting a tan.+10°C / 50°F
The French are trying in vain to start their central
heating. The Finns plant flowers in their gardens.+5°C / 41°F
Italian cars won't start, The Finns are cruising in
cabriolets.0°C / 32°F
Distilled water freezes. The water in Vantaa river (in
Finland) gets a little thicker.-5°C / 23°F
People in California almost freeze to death. The Finns have
their final barbecue before winter.-10°C / 14°F
The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Finns start
using long sleeves.-20°C / -4°F
The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Finns end their
Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.-30°C / -22°F
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the
face of the earth. The Finns start drying their laundry
indoors.-40°C / -40°F
Paris start cracking in the cold. The Finns stand in line at
the hotdog stands.-50°C / -58°F
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Finnish
army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real
winter weather.-60°C / -76°F
Korvatunturi (the home for Santa Claus) freezes. The Finns
rent a movie and stay indoors.-70°C / -94°F
The false Santa moves south. The Finns get frustrated since
they can't store their Kossu (Koskenkorva vodka) outdoors.
The Finnish army goes out on winter survival training.-183°C / -297.4°F
Microbes in food don't survive. The Finnish cows complain
that the farmers' hands are cold.-273°C / -459.4°F
ALL atom-based movent halts. The Finns start saying
"Perkele, it's cold outside today."-300°C / -508°F
Hell freezes over, Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest.