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woken by howling sex fiends who also like to spank
- oh OH OH four hundred hours_salisae_
- Being awoken by the sounds of other people having sex, whilst I lay in bed alone, is one of TMDT ..anairn
- (The Most Depressing Things)
And believe me, I have many Depressing Things in my log.anairn - Hold on - why could i fit that TMDT thing on one line there, but not in the previous note?
anairn - get an air horn and a giant novelty foam finger and root for them...Greedo
- the idea of feeling depressed was considered but i decided to skip it. they also yell and curse at one another a bit._salisae_
- sure it's not domestic abuse? Fritzl in california?Greedo
- the first time i heard them screaming at each other i visualized chairs being thrown_salisae_
- Greedo - you're a genius.
I'm actually looking forward to the next time 'er upstairs gets a bit too carried away first thing.anairn - but it happens every weekend. i think they have a kid. :/_salisae_
- I'm moving in to the flat above nairn. This is going to be funny as fuck.kelpie
- *practices howling and paddle workkelpie
- i like how kelpie volunteers to do the dirty. someone just need to hire a monkey and this show is ON_salisae_
- I'm going to parade the monkey around Nairn's street on a leather leashkelpie
- or, conversely, you can also cover the howling._salisae_
- *fap fap fap
*howl
*slaaapkelpie - It'll be like the bizarre mixing of the Grumpy Old Men and Wes Anderson-like stage craft - upstairs/downstairs annoyanceanairn
- That wouldn't even have made sense had I the luxury of another 3 lines of notage.anairn
- I got ya, neighbourkelpie
- *PAAAARP*anairn