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Dear Blog, today was a great day, marred slightly by the fact that I didn't get thrown out of QBN. I wonder if JK is unwell. Perhaps he grows tired of our slapstick relationship. Maybe I should wear a different fragrance tomorrow.
My chart indicates my lunar face is "gormless" tomorrow, with 'slob' in the ascendancy. That puts me firmly into the house of Mumble and I have the mount of the sacred milky knockers at my rearmost three quarter aspect.
Almanac says: "Be open toed, hirsuite and afraid, for life, like your trousers, is cheaply made".
I'll need to sleep and to be educated by dreamsprites before I can interpret that. When I wake with the sunrise I will have a cammomile enema and listen to some crabsong as I make notes on its true meaning in my dandelion notebook. Note to self... sharpen charred twig in readyness.
I am a strong and beautiful man,
I am a strong and beautiful man,
I am a strong and beautiful man,
I have bountiful gonads and my
erection is a gift to Gaia.There. Sleep now.
- Forgot to mention Blog.. I killed a wild hare today whilst out rambling. I used a 9 iron.SkyPoo