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Out of context: Reply #18

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    Super: Ladies, please don't tell me you're smoking in a government
    building. Because that is _precisely_ the kind of infraction
    that can cost a couple of sisters their promotion.
    [they gasp, and stammer]
    Homer: [chuckles to himself] [sees Marge looking unhappy]
    [sighs] I'll never forgive myself for this.
    [grabs both cigarettes, drags]
    Super: Wait a minute! Those are yours, sir?
    Homer: [monotone] Yes. [coughs] I am in flavor country.
    Super: [skeptical] _Both_ of them?
    Homer: [hacks] It's a big country.
    Super: Ladies, I apologize. And you, sir, are worse than Hitler.
    [she slaps him]

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