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A sure sign i'm hanging out in web-land too much.
The scene: My garden. My wife is weeding the lettuce patch when she comes across a familiar looking plant
Wifey: Is this a carrot? The leaves look like a carrot.
Me: Pull it up and see
(Wifey pulls up plant)
Wifey: Well, it's not a carrot
Me (not being in eye-sight of the plant): Why do you say that?
Wifey: It's all white.
Me: Ku Klux Karrot?
Wifey: What?
Me: NothingEnd scene