Apple Sept 9th
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At the end of the presentation, an exhausted Steve Jobs gives the hungry audience one last seductive look, saying: "Oh, one more thing.."
After which the audience sits straight and hundreds of pairs of eyes are concentrated, focussing on nothing else but Jobs, standing there, black shirt, blue jeans, in the bright spotlight, holding his remote firmly.
Steve lowers his other hand, slowly letting the palm of his hand slide over his shirt, down to his zipper. He takes out his enormous shiny cock, which is erected and looks like it could have been designed under the strict direction of Jonathan Ive, Apple's much celebrated top designer. He stands there, giving the audience a dirty look, wacking off ever harder... and then, a great splash of Macbook-shiny-white iMilk, all over the Front Row™. After which he says, "thank you for all your moneys, lol, i am outta here!"
and the audience claps and runs to the huge queues already building up outside every Apple Store in the world.
Jobs left, but his audience, his fanbase, his religious fanatics let themselves drown in AppleCum™ and still run to the Apple Stores waving dollar bills... Another religion was born and would be practiced and preached for many many centuries to come.
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