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  • runDMB0

    I take it you are similarly afflicted. Did you see the penalty?

    The ref had to use a little known law of the game which reads as follows:

    An attacking player shall be able to push/shove/kick a defending player as much as he likes.

    The defending player shall not make any attempt to shield the ball from the attacking player. Should this occur in the penalty area, a penalty shall be conceded.

    (Note: This law does not apply to Manchester United or Arsenal. See paragraph 7 subsection 5, ludicrous favouritism clause)

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