Tom Green
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Well the best way to get "Fuck you, Candy.", on the air would be to start having a normal conversation and then just blurt it out randomly.
Haha, my one friend has his own radio show here in Pittsburgh, and when we (he) was in college I would call in and do all these characters and stupid stuff. So we were boozing at the place and someone goes, "Wait, isn't that Sha Sha Sha?" As we could hear the radio from someone's house or something.
So I go ... "Yes ... sit tight."
I go away a bit and call the radio station and here is how it goes (paraphrased a bit at parts):
Operator: Meow.
Me: Double Meow, this is Jerome I want to request a Sha Sha.
Operator: Ohhh Sha Sha?
Me: Triple Meow! Heathcliff Style!
* Wait. *
DJ: HEY PITTSBURGH, MY MAIN MAN JEROME IS ON THE PHONE HOLLAR AT EVERYONE ROMESKI!
Me: What's goodie?! Figured I'd give a call on your new show n'at!
DJ: Yes, Yes. Thanks man, it's completely different but the same you know?
Me: I can imagine, FUCK, BALLS, SHIT, CUNT, ASS, MUNG----And I just hear an uproar of laughter as I kept going after mung, but that was the last decipherable word heard go over the radio, haha. My friend calls me from his cell and goes, "DUDE I THINK I'M GETTING FIRED!" hahahah. Him, and no one he worked with saw it coming and no one was waiting on the delay to cut me off.
He didn't get fired, but he asked me to never ever call again, and told me my number was blocked from being accepted, haha.
Still real good friends, haha.