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  • ismith0

    Earlier this year I was in a psychiatrist's office, sprawled across the couch, and tapping my fingers to the Beat It riff and toying with my interrogator's mind. I think if I ever get rich, I'm going to see a psychiatrist once a week just for the relaxing furniture and the ability to casually dream up the most bizarre conversation possible.

    • And tell me, how would your mom feel about this?
      (chews pencil while fantasizing about secretary)
      locustsloth
    • I knew there had to be a downside to your existence.MrOneHundred
    • The visits were free under my health insurance after a series of deductible-fulfillin... events.ismith
    • Why does QBN truncate words? *deductible fulfillingismith

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