"I'm too fat to die."

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  • _salisae_0

    i didn't hear about that omg, but i am confounded with these rather well-upholstered people. i saw a show on this guy who could hardly turn on his other side but somehow he becomes twinkle toes in the middle of the night and finds all the treats and nibbling treasures.

    the nurses made sure it was all well away from him. how does that happen?? are they friends with magic elves?

    • Probably the elves think the guy is Santa.omgitsacamera
    • you provide sense where everyone else only furthers the confusion. bless you._salisae_
    • they are serviced by Feeders. its a control thing, both parties are totally fucked upkelpie

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