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Hahah oh yea, the one time I was at my place and was like, "Dude, fuck it I'm going to piss standing up. I'm a man damn it, and it's been over a week!"
The pain got so ridiculous that I actually had to try and sit on my tub which I miscalculated egregiously and ended up smacking my head falling in the tub ... while I'm pissing all over myself.
I sat there laughing for a bit, because if I would have saw something like that take place I would think it was funny, and also if I would have died ... this is how I would be found. Mostly naked in my tub, having just pissed all over myself.
Then I just decided to turn on the cold water and try and get my own urine off of me.
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- i would have probably run in to help when i heard you fall and then started laughing as i pissed on you7point34
- what could you do? nothing that's what...7point34
- hahaah yea. Except cry.
  
  Or open my mouth.
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- i'm a vintage year. you, sir, have good taste7point34
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