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    6:30am: alarms kicks in.
    7:00: outta bed, coffee, shower
    8:00: rail of blow on my dash board, drive to work, palms sweating.
    8:05: get into work park in the shade, run into work, don't make eye contact.
    9:00: couple bumps in the bathroom, log onto NT to pacify my rampant cocaine babble urge.
    10:30: smoke some dirty brown bud in the back with all the bums going to the soup kitchen.
    11:00: back on NT, totally incoherent but still trying to communicate.
    12:30: out to lunch, get into my car in the shade. pull the seat back, tie off my arm and slam some H. pass out for an hour.
    1:30: rail of coke on my dash and back into work.
    2:00: back on NT, can't even read the text cause my eyes are throbbing.
    3:00 & 4:00: bump up in the pisser, wash my face, back onto NT.
    5:00: wake up and run out to my car, swerve in and out of lanes, park and rush up to my dank, smelly apartment.
    6:00: force down a hot dog and some cereal.
    7:00: shoot up some more H and have pour some cheap brandy.
    9:00: pass out watching PBS with a cigarette lit.
    9:05: wake up with my fingers burning. stomp out the smoke in my carpet.
    9:10: stumble to bed, pass out again.

    • kudos to canuck for reintroducing this small classic of american literature
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