How was your weekend?
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Just dandy I guess... I was watching Heroes on Saturday Morning as my one friend wanted to finish Season 2. However, apparently we tried watching it earlier in the night around 03AM or something.
I didn't remember, but it's nice to know that even when blacked out I was making the same exact jokes/references and no one could tell there was no one behind the wheel.
The worst part is that the jokes weren't even that funny, but they were my type of funny, haha. Like when someone got killed I went, "This is where I come in to show off my Hero power ... the power to rape recently deceased corpses. Dead people can't say no."
(That's still not a power!)
"Not everyone's powers are that cool - only the ones with cool ones get air time."
(Anyone can rape a corpse.)
"Really? I'd like to see you try. You couldn't."
(Of course ... wait ... what?! No, I would not have sex with a dead person. A girl ... I'd need rigamortis to set in or something.)
"My point exactly."
--- then later ---
"Claire is perfect. Just perfect. I mean, she' still a virgin technically because her hymen keeps regenerating after every time she has sex."
(WHAT IS GOING ON? YOU SAID THAT WORD FOR WORD LAST NITE!?)
"I don't remember that, but I stand by it."
(WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!)
- Yeah, but sex with Claire wouldn't be as pleasurable with her if you're the type that wants her to feel pleasure too.Jaline
- meaning: I bet it would hurt her every time. I know some people like that though....Jaline
- Hrm, wasn't even thinking about that. Valid point. Perhaps killing her before each time would be the best use of ...********
- both of our powers then, haha.********
- hahaJaline