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This morning I was dreaming of nice naked ladies who suddenly all transformed in naked dudes with enormous dongs. that was horrifying. After that, while making my way to the shower, I walked by a nice poodle of cat vomit.
The ride to work was fast, aggressive and dangerous. I had to take my car because my bike was stolen monday night. My insurance company is a bitch, telling me that, since my GT model was discontinued, I will be riding a lame Kona from now on.
Then, arriving to work, I was surprised with a nice pile of work to do, all rush, deliverable before noon, because the printer is waiting for the artworks, but the proof reader is nowhere to be found. So I have to deal with multiple phone calls, from the client, who wants to know when he will receive the finals to get them approved by his clique of marketing mofos, and from the printer who want to schedule his press for the night. Plus, I have to calibrate this stupid Epson printer, and I just realized that we are out of yellow toner WHAT THE HELL WHO MAKE THE INVENTORY HERE.
Then my boss came back from his lunch, half drunk, asking me if all is ok, because he wants to leave early today. While eating a fucking Ferrero and talking to me, he spit chocolate over my keyboard and screen, then wander around my desk, deblatering about golf and whatnot without asking me if I care. God It's only 2pm damn it. I want to go to lunch, but I cant because my coworker just had twins and somebody have to be at the office just in case. This sucks.