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The wife, kids and i went to the playground in our small town yesterday. There was a boy and a girl already playing there, roughly the same age.
My 3 yr old, who is not at all shy, starts telling the kids "i have a cat named Oscar". This is typically his second line to strangers, after telling them his name about 9 times.
But this time the boy says "Was he orange and yellow and white?"
Turns out his family had our cat but gave it to the Humane Society. It wouldn't be so bizarre if the Humane Society wasn't 3 towns away. What are the odds?- How the world works sometimes...omgitsacamera
- you stole a 3year old's cat?7point34
- He was 7, but yup, punched him in the gut, snatched the kitty and ran like the dickenslocustsloth
- what of his pokemans?7point34
- snatched as well. And then burned before his eyes..after i defecated on themlocustsloth
- goooood.
gooooooooood.7point34 - Will there be anything else, Master?locustsloth
- you both worry me. a lot. but i like it. a lot.emukid
- i would have also accepted a story about a dog named oscar and a chinese food restaurant7point34
- WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF A SICKO?!?!?!locustsloth
- .... yes.7point34
- i'll see myself out7point34
- *faps out silently7point34
- gooood
gooooooooodlocustsloth