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    So I just got this e-mail that had EST referenced twice.

    I know I shouldn't get that angry, or angry at all, but it really fucking auto-programs my alarm clock.* I mean come the fuck on. It's EDT for Christ's sake you dumb bitch. Not until the first Sunday of November (the 02nd) will it be back to EST ... I mean how the fuck do you not know that?!

    Doesn't help that this person is close to being the most annoying person I've ever had the displeasure of meeting (not in person mind you). I've been working with her for a few months now and she always sounds like she's crying, or just got done crying, when she talks and has a real fucking nasally voice. My G-d, it's like a mix between more whiny Olive Oyl and a young male who is going through puberty where it cracks all the time (never happened to me actually now that I think about it ... the voice thing).

    Plus her G-d damn dog barks all the time on conference calls. She isn't very bright, cuts people off, and talks over people. Also, isn't qualified for her job and can't seem to think in a coherent fashion silently to herself.

    "Uhhhhhh.... Ahhhhhh .... * Unintelligible Noise. *"

    Hrm ... so I guess after all of that I think I may actually have found someone I actually hate.

    On top of that she's married, so some dumb fuck actually deals with this on a daily basis before he commits suicide, or kills her.

    The above just further cements in my mind that I'm going to die alone. All that from her not knowing the difference between EDT and EST. Aggravating.

    * Instead of "grinds my gears." I mean, I've never grinded a gear before, so I figure that phrase should be updated for people who attempt to avoid manual labour at all costs.

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    • poison her donuts_salisae_
    • is this another jab at me?7point34
    • Not everything is about you.
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    • But in this case it is actually.
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    • Haha, I wouldn't poison her doughnuts if I ever met her. I'd seriously consider punching her like she was a man in her face though.
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    • you got all uppity on me once for quoting you in the anthology thread using EST.7point34
    • and then you called me a "shit toucher"7point34
    • and i probably made an animated gif about rainbows...7point34
    • and the world made sense again7point34
    • hahah I did. I hate that shit. It really auto-programs my alarm clock.
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    • what the...I always use "est"Jaline
    • (capitalized, of course)Jaline
    • strawberry alarm clock?7point34
    • Well ... you are 'Barefoot in Baltimore.'

      OHHHHHHH!!! OHHHHH!!!!
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    • OHHHHHHHHH!
      OHHHHHHHHHH!
      OHHHHHHHHHHHH!
      OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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    • THE HONEYMOON IS OVER AT 03:08PM(EDT). GREAT. JUST GREAT.
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    • Am I in the minority then who is just kind of uppity about the whole EDT/ EST thing? Do people not care about these minute details of life, haha?
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    • minute details of life?
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    • no one cares. it's just you. i'd comfort you but it's hard walking to pittsburgh, especially barefoot7point34
    • That was a song by Strawberry Alarm Clock. * WHOOSH *
      That was the sound of my reference going over j00r head!
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    • no, i got it.
      WHIIIIIIZ that's the sound of me pissing on j00r head      7point34
    • is this about werner erhard?
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    • OK, if a grammar nazi doesn't care then there's something wrong here...Jaline
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