Telemarketers

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  • 7point340

    favorite telemarketer prank:
    (it's impossible to do with a straight face)
    when they call answer the phone and immediately ask them in a stern tone who they are and how they know said individual, when they explain that the are just a telemarketer, explain to them in grave terms that the person they are trying to reach is the victim of a violent homicide and that you need them to remain on the line so that an officer can get all of his/her info. when they object tell them that it is part of procedure and assure them that they are "not a suspect, " but question whether they have plans to leave the state anytime soon...

    fucking hilarious. see how long it takes them to hang up

    • isn't there a recording of this somewhere? i recognize this.harlequino
    • heard it somewhere, fucking nearly wet myself listening to it... i'd never be able to do it7point34
    • I like this - good opportunity to get some FBI Johnson and Dick jokes in too. Well, not here in the UK, obviously.detritus

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