House Abuse
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- Spookytim0
Buy lots and lots of reels of fishing line. Must be about a quid a roll and theyre as long as fuck. Ten should do it. Starting at the back of the room, tie and end to something, wind it round a chair leg, behind a book case, under a table, roun the back of a picture on the wall, on and on, starting some of the other rolls as you go. Just web up the whole room, entangling every object into the mishmash. Reach the front door, have a heavy item of furniture as your pulley, go round the pulley object and tie off at the living room door.
Then close the door and stick a note on it explaining the principles of Schrodinger's Cat, alluding to the possible worlds that exist (Ordered, just as he left it, and chaotic, as though ransacked by a lunatic) before he opens the door and looks inside.
Make sure you point out that the future is in his hands and he needs to take full responsibility for his actions.
Actually, if the note was well written, you could dispense with the fishing line and just have him standing there trying to figure it out.