House Abuse

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    take photos of yourself.
    cheeky, funny, asinine photos.
    like ones of you with shit eating grins and pointing your index fingers at the camera, winking.
    get them framed and randomly place them in with his photos. everywhere.

    or: cut out a bunch of pictures of you and tape them over his framed photos, so it looks like you were with him for all his family shots. etc.

    or: drug his mum. take pictures of you having anal sex with her (be sure to give the thumbs up signal to the camera) replace all of his photos with these pictures.

    the first 2 are sound. 3rd is only an option if you have huge balls, and like older women

    • Make his house a shrine to me, you mean? I like! I like!detritus
    • tbh, I'd be surprised (and somewhat disappointed) if his house weren't already a shrine to me ...detritus
    • it would be too funny if he brought a girl home and she was like "who's this guy you have all the pictures off?"7point34

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